Posted by: sara | March 12th, 2018
So what happens when you randomly ask a bunch of friends and family to help you come up with a novel license tag slogan? Honestly, I didn't know they had it in them to get so creative (especially ANNIE!!!). And, um, well....in too many cases their suggestions were totally over the top!!!?!
Here is a sampling of their ideas. You realize, of course, that license tags only have so much room. So the trick is to capture the pith in eight spaces. You can readily see why so many were immediately disqualified!?!
- SHROUD ME NOW
- DEATH BECOMES ME
- I'D RATHER BE DEAD
- HAVE A SHROUD DAY
- SHROUDS FOR THE MEMORIES
- MEAN GREEN DEATH MACHINE
- DEM BONES BE GONE BY & BY
- SIX FEET UNDER IS NO FUNNER
- YOU'LL NEVER GET AHEAD IF YOU'RE DEAD
- I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERALS
- NANNY NANNY BOO BOO I'M DEAD BEFORE YOU
- DEAD ZONE
- GOING GOING GONE
- DESTINATION UNKNOWN
- FROM HERE TO ETERNITY
- LOVES TO PUSH DAISIES
I ended up choosing something really simple which hopefully conveys the very simple truth of what it is I try to educate the public about. Home funerals. That's HOMEFUNS in eight spaces!
